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I’m not a Grave Digger: Tycoon Lwasa Defends his Shocking ‘Small Cassava’

by Pearl Times Reporter
August 23, 2021

Tycoon Emmanuel Lwasa has defended his small ‘cassava’ saying he doesn’t need a big or long one because he is not a grave digger.

A leaked video recently shocked women who beheld talkative tycoon Lwasa’s small ‘cassava.’

But Lwasa has come out to defend himself and his small ‘gadget.’

He laughed off some of the jokes directed at his small cassava.

“You people, all along I am an Afghan down there, and an African on the outside?You people can disrespect others!” said Lwasa.

He then told off women in search of big ‘cassavas.’

“To those looking for iron bars, I am not a hardware store. Back off my life,” he added.

“Stop inboxing me.”

He also downplayed the need for a huge cassava.

“I am not a grave digger,” he said.

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