‘I Want to be Museveni’s Side Chic’ – A Poem by Annah Ashaba

Makerere University fresh graduate Annah Ashaba has penned a poem asking President Yoweri Kaguta Tibuhaburwa Museveni to allow her to be his side chic.

Museveni, 77, is husband to education minister Janet Museveni.

But Ashaba, 23, and a fresh graduate of Bachelor’s of Arts with Education in English Language Studies and Literature in English, says she would use her body to entice Museveni to reopen schools, release political prisoners and agree to a peaceful transition of power.

Here is Annah Ashaba’s Poem ‘I Want to be Museveni’s Side Chic.’

I want to be Museveni’s side chic so that during those cozy moments, I tell him that the thought of schools still closed turns me off.

I want to let him touch touch me slow and then when he’s charged for action, I tell him that the education crisis dried my feelings.

I can’t even fake anything. I want to promise to do him all he wants as long as schools are reopened.

I want to be Museveni’s side chic so that when he asks me what car I need, I ask for an ambulance instead and give it away to one of the hospitals.

I want to start using the money he gives me as a sugar daddy to do give back activities to the community.

I know how to make reusable pads, I could get enough capital to make this social enterprise grow and benefit many a girl child out there.

I want to be Museveni’s side chic so that when we go for a weekend getaway to graze cows, I sweet talk him into having all the political prisoners released.

I want to remind him that those young men who were unjustly arrested have families to whom they are so dear just like the way his cows are dear to him.

I want to be Museveni’s side chic so that when he buys me an unlimited data bundle, I  thank him and then request him to have the 12% tax on data removed. The world is advancing in science and technology, we need to advance with it zdaddy.

I want to be Museveni’s side chic . I want to kiss his ears, gently squeeze his nipples and whisper to him that that boy on Twitter keeps embarrassing the family every time he gets into keyboard exchanges. Zdaddy, may be you should reconsider opening bars too.